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Saturday, May 9, 2009 | 4:52 AM

so...today is a fine day. and something happened. today, i had dinner with my family at KFC. then, we finished dinner and someone wanted to go to the toilet and she wanted me to go with her. so we went out of the KFC and wanted to go to the community centre toilet. but there was a gate blocking it from the KFC so we went out of the community centre and wanted to climb over the fence. so i climbed over and then the someone followed me over the fence. but halfway she jumped off and ran off. so i climbed back and followed her. she told me her da bian(shit) was going to come out. so i told her: let's go to the mcdonald's toilet, which was just opposite. so she went with me. but she stopped at the gate and then said her da bian came out already. then i went all OMG kind of thing. so i told her let's just go aside and clean ur ass quietly. she very paiseh and then she insisted on going to macs. so i follwed larh. and then more da bian came and it leaked! so i told her to walk slowly. then she held on my hand and cried and laughed at the same time...and i saw the da bian came out from her pants then i was like lol! so i told her to walk slowly and i will be behind her. she wiped her leaked da bian and i told her to hide it in her shirt, just in case people saw. then as we walked, her da bian dropped in front of someone's shop. then she went all, oh! wo de da bian diao zai di shang le! then i say, never mind! just walk! then we reached the mcdonald's entrance and i told her to run into the toilet quickly! so i followed her into one of the cubicles. she took of her pants and then, obviously, some of the da bian dropped on the floor. she sat down on the toilet seat and her pants were stained with da bian. her pants were like going up and down the toilet bowl because she was wiping her ass all the time. soon, half of the toilet bowl was covered in her droppings. i told her to wait for me while i go and get my mum. then, i ran all the way back to the KFC and on the way there, i checked out the piece of da bian that she left outside the person's shop just now, and apparently, someone stepped on it. then my mum and her friend who was eating with us went up to her friend's house to get a set of clean clothes and a pail while i ran back to the mcdonald toilet. the someone had a stomachache and i gave her some of my feng you. then, i played 'zha' and chopsticks with her while waiting for my mum. then my mum came and then i went out of the cubicle to wash my hands and wait for them with my mum's friend. we passed the pail in and out of the cubicle and then mum's friend dropped the pail accidentally and the pail broke. so my mum sent me to buy another pail. so i went to the abc shop and asked if they sold pails. the sales person told me no so i went to the good price centre shop to get a pail. the person told me at the last row. so i said thanks and went to the back row. i saw a whole row of pails and trays. i went all, wah! then i picked a pink transparent BASIN and paid $1.20 for it and quickly went back to the toilet. people went in and out of the toilet and gave the eww face. so my mum finished washing her and sent me to bring her out of the toilet while she cleans out the toilet with her friend accompanying her and passing her water. then, we went home. and i told my maid about it and then she gave out a vomiting sound! so then i bathed and now i am doing this.

10 things on my mind now:
1) why did i gave such a stupid idea of climbing over the fence where there is a toilet just opposite
2) why did i play zha with someone when she is having a stomachache
3) why did my mum wash someone's ass for her?!!
4) why did i get a pink and transparent basin
5) what should i write for no. 6
6) why did i change my msn display name
7) do i still like CHRIS PINE
8) the answer to no. 7, which is yes!!!
9) why did someone tell me she needed the toilet where she had a stomachache even before we started eating KFC
10) why must i study